A wedding is supposed to be a joyous and important ceremony. However, certain things may ruin them. Well, in these people’s cases is their wedding cake.
Wedding cakes are made to bring good luck to all guests and couples, but what if it looks like a horrific mess? Surely, you’d understand once you see these 35 wedding cakes that might just haunt you in your dreams.
1. Pandemic cake
A couple had this toilet paper wedding cake. It’s because they married during a pandemic. They could have gone to something a little more hygienic.
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Imgur - LaMerMerci
2. They got a refund
This cake is not even close to being done. It’s like the bakery just slapped some frosting on the cake and sent it to the wedding. The couple expected some beautiful rose designs but ended up with not even one.
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Reddit - juads
3. This is not even bad
For a cake, this isn’t even bad. However, it shows too much of reality. Why would someone do this at their own wedding?
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Reddit - Keithsheath
4. Zombie lovers
Guests would be even frightened to go near this cake. They might even have some trouble where to slice it. Edible or not, who would want to eat those zombies on the cake.
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Reddit - blazze_eternal
5. “Why’s there a wedding?”
This was supposed to spell “Wiser wedding.” Instead, this couple got something that asks them why’s there a wedding. They might just change their minds if they think about it so much.
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Reddit - TotallyNotARobot2
6. Not sure why
Maybe there’s a deeper story behind this “Adidas cake.” If not, what’s it doing there in the first place? Did they get a cake that’s not theirs or did they just got lazy thinking of what their wedding cake should look like?
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Reddit - rufusjonz
7. This isn’t even a cake anymore
This couple decided to opt for something unique. They had wedding poutine instead of a cake. It tastes good, but why?
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Reddit - sockowl
8. A “dashing” wedding cake
They call it “The Dashing Groom.” But isn’t it something this bakery made in a dash? Well, it’s certainly different than expected.
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Reddit - Marrone2010
9. The penguins aren’t even there
Couple ordered an adorable penguin-themed wedding cake. Instead, they got something that’s the result of global warming instead. The penguins might have migrated from this horrific mess.
10. Skunk cake
This is the least appetizing wedding cake you might ever see. Even if there’s a story behind this skunk cake, it might not just stick well to their wedding guests. Hopefully, it tastes better than it looks.
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Reddit - ilovemyking
11. Might as well fall
Couple decided on an action movie-themed cake. Instead, they got this terrible mess of a cake. I might just take a pillar off out of frustration.
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Reddit - bananaloutay
12. Why pay for this?
You pay good money for a professional baker to make your dream wedding cake. Well, this couple just wasted bucks for paying something like this. It doesn’t even look like it tastes good.
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Reddit - JalapenoLife
13. Even anniversary cakes are no good
Couple are celebrating their golden 50th wedding anniversary. They decided to get a cake to celebrate the occasion. Well, the results could’ve been worse.
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Reddit - mrpetrolbomb
14. Dunno if intentional or not
This looks like a theme of a wedding about to fall apart. Luckily, it isn’t but a major delivery incident. Still, the figurines look like they’re perfectly in place.
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Reddit - BluSuedeNicNac81
15. They love this meal so much
I mean, if you get a cake, might as well get something that looks like a cake. Why pay someone to make a cake that looks like a meal from Popeye’s? Just get some after the wedding.
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Reddit - teaton67
16. Cheesy surprise
This isn’t a cake. This is but a wedding stack of cheese. What a cheesy wedding.
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Reddit - ShirodashiRamen
17. Everyday life
They have already predicted what everyday life looks like after marriage. Well, they should have at least kept this on themselves. People might think that their marriage is gonna go wrong.
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Reddit - florispaghett
18. Raw cake
You can’t even think of eating this cake. Technically, it’s not even a cake but a stack of raw meat. Hopefully, the guests didn’t leave that ceremony with a bad stomach.
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Reddit - kraven420
19. So, this is why
Couple was worried about why the bakery wouldn’t send them a picture of their cake. They only realized it when it arrived at the wedding. This looks so horrible that I won’t put this on top of my cake.
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Reddit - Zsuzsifer
20. Ordered a gold cake
They were hoping that they were just mistaken. They ordered a “gold” cake for their sister’s wedding. Instead, what arrived was a puke green-colored cake.
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Reddit - wflancaster19
21. Terrifying
This cake had babies climbing a ladder on the cake. I don’t know if that’s cute or terrifying but it sure doesn’t strike others well. Are they foreshadowing 4 babies in their marriage?
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Reddit - pkthunder01
22. Doesn’t look like a wedding cake
No matter how you look at it, this looks like a cake for a 10-year old’s birthday party. Maybe perhaps a dirt bike fanatics’ dream cake. Apparently, the groom was one, but does he share the same hobbies with his wife? I hope so.
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Reddit - Chickykid
23. I don’t know what to say
This isn’t even a cake anymore. It’s just something sweet with bacon strips on it. Does it even taste good?
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phildoo
24. Is this really a wedding cake?
Instead of writing a congratulatory message on the cake, they had it made with the groom’s favorite beer. It doesn’t look like a wedding anymore with this cake. Hopefully, this beer didn’t get in the way of their wedding.
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Reddit - UnleashTheBeebo
25. They should have gone with the flowers
Couple decided on this cake without the flowers. Aside from the details being horribly wrong, they should have just had it made with the flowers. It might even look better than this with it.
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Reddit - TheKangarooKing
26. Fried chicken
Don’t know if this is a cake or not, but you’d know how much this couple loves fried chicken. They could just have had a chicken bucket instead of having this abomination instead.
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Reddit - simply_existingg
27. Falling apart
This wedding cake looks like it’s melting. You’d be afraid that if you have your eyes away from it for a second, you’d come back to it already on the floor. Hopefully, this isn’t a sign of their marriage falling apart.
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Reddit - Gavelus
28. Who are these people?
This couple expected a cute figurine of themselves on the cake. Instead, they got something that’s far worse than you could ever imagine. The bride looks like she’s wearing a bathrobe too.
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Reddit - plutchina
29. Another cake for the alcoholics
For their wedding, amazing how this couple thought of a beer theme for their cake. Aren’t these just different piles of cake stacked on beer can pillars? Could you even call this a cake?
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Reddit - GarlicBow
30. Close enough
We have professional bakers make our dream cake into a reality. Sometimes, there are even references that they could base at. Still, why does the result on this seems like it came from an amateur?
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Reddit - TheSoulOfTheRose
31. Yellow power
Amazing how they made the color yellow look ugly. There’s too much yellow that it just hurts your eyes. Furthermore, you could notice how uneven the frostings are.
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Cake Wrecks
32. You will hate cake after seeing this
In what world is this wedding cake based? It looks so terrifying that it might even appear in your nightmares. Hopefully, it tastes better than it looks.
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Cake Wrecks
33. At least we know something about them
One look is enough to know how badly designed this cake is. The frostings, the stack, everything is quite not done right. At least we know that this couple loves traveling or packing luggage.
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Cake Wrecks
34. Towering mess
This cake is just a towering mess. There are too many stacks on it that you won’t know where to begin. Even the frosting looks horrible.
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Cake Wrecks
35. Are they alive?
This terrifying cake will surprise you. The squirrels almost look real that you’d be afraid to see if they’re gonna move. Are these figurines even edible? Just hope it’s not.
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Cake Wrecks
A lot of these are expecting a perfect wedding, however, it got ruined with their cake. Well, some were satisfied with their bizarre cake, and let’s just be happy that they are. I hope you get the wedding or anniversary cake you deserve, and not one of these abominations.
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