Vegans tend to get a reputation for not being tough enough. Well, a few vegans have decided to fight back.
People have been sharing hilarious trophy photos of themselves after hunting down vicious vegetables in the wild.
We love it. Here are a few of the best ones we have found.
We can all agree that wasting food is not the way to go regardless of whether you are a vegan or not. However, the picture is pretty much worth it.
That’s a big vegan haul. Any hunter would be proud of that much food. The rosemary and side of broccoli was a nice touch too. We would expect no less from JP Sears.
Something people who don’t eat veggies often don’t know is how sneaky asparagus in the wild can be. That’s why this skilled hunter needed the help of the hunting dog in the background.
We also like the Lord of the Rings Look she has going on.
Zucchini is often a large part of the vegan diet. Most people prefer smaller sized zucchini, but that doesn’t mean that massive ones are useless. They’re great for making bread, muffins, and cake too.
Yes, vegan hunters need to wear full camo too. You need to blend in with the environment regardless of what you’re hunting. The carrots also help with your eyesight, which is good for future hunting.
A zucchini can grow up to be a very nasty beast. It’s best to train your children in vegan hunting when they are young.
That, dear readers, is a cheese knife. This is a demonstration of a vegan hunter making due with what tools she can find. You need to be flexible with hunting.
He’s a warrior – it says so on his shirt. He also has your standard warrior straw hat. That’s a crate of some lovely strawberries he just caught in the wild.
Unlike the wild zucchini, cabbages are less vicious and easy to catch. All you need is a shovel to dig out a small trap. You rarely catch more than one at a time. She must be a pro.
#10 Why you need a flash suppressor
Firearms release very bright flashes when they are fired. To avoid revealing your location to your prey, use a flash suppressor like this guy. Just look at how much he caught.
Any honorable hunter knows they should share their spoils with their partners. That includes letting them be in the spotlight with you.
This is your standard vegan hunter who specializes in traps, made obvious by the shovel. The baseball cap worn backward isn’t just a style choice; it keeps your hair out of your face while you work.
#13 The right way to do it
Earlier, we had a lady hunting for mushrooms with a cheese knife. Now, this is a real vegan mushroom hunter armed with the right tools.
This is something to be proud of. Most people have seen lots of white cauliflower. The purple and orange variety, however, are rare and very hard to catch.
Blueberries are very elusive. It’s best to hunt them from a distance to reduce the chances of them noticing you, hence the scoped rifle.
How else can you prove that you conquered a beast if you don’t take a trophy photo? People usually don’t take off their shirts for this, though.
We’ve seen large vegetables before, but this one takes the prize. He isn’t holding any tools or guns, so he must have subdued this beast with his bare hands. He even has the beard to prove it.
People prefer hunting with smaller breeds of dogs like pointers or beagles, but tall dogs work too. Just look at that fantastic haul of veggies.
There are still a few more hunters out there who prefer bows and arrows. As the Xs on that vegetable’s eyes show, it works.
Using a gun on larger and more vicious veggie beasts makes sense. I don’t think that was called for with this one. It wasted a lot of edible flesh.
There are rules about hunting that we should never break. Do not use any firearms if you’re drunk. With all those liquor bottles in his kitchen, it’s hard not to suspect that he might be.
This is a special ritual used to offer thanks to the spirits of the vegetables they just killed. It makes sure that the hunter responsible for their deaths is haunted by any vengeful vegetables in the future.
You can’t be mad at a haul like that. My hope is this hunter rewards this lovely dog for his role in bagging that spectacular meal.
He looks like he has done this many times before. How else can you explain his disinterest in that huge pile of mushrooms he just hunted down?
We generally don’t encourage hunting vegetables late in the evening or at night, but if you must, wear a reflective jacket. This guy gets the idea.
This is how it’s done. Take your time and make use of your binoculars. Then, when the time is right, strike fast.
Hunting isn’t for everyone. I can’t believe that all she managed to catch with that gun was one carrot. At least she tried.
With skills like that at this age, she should grow up to be one of the world’s best vegan hunters. Here’s to the future!
Everyone prefers dogs as hunting companions, but cats are proving to be just as effective. With a huge haul like that, how can vegan hunters at least not consider it?
You shouldn’t hunt big vegetables. It’s dangerous. Also, at that size, the seeds are big and the flesh is a bit too hard. It’s edible, but it doesn’t taste as good as the smaller ones.
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Vegans tend to get a reputation for not being tough enough. Well, a few vegans have decided to fight back.
People have been sharing hilarious trophy photos of themselves after hunting down vicious vegetables in the wild.
We love it. Here are a few of the best ones we have found.
